ryebreadgf:

not now, kitten. daddy’s a shell of his former self

filmloversociety:

In Barbie (2023), directed by Greta Gerwig, Ken says he wants to spend the night with Barbie because they’re boyfriend and girlfriend and when she asks him “to do what?”, he replies “I’m actually not sure”. This is a perfect analogy to kids playing with Barbie dolls, as they know that couples “do things” but are too young to know exactly what. In this essay I will

darthmauls:

ken is just ken.

wonwooridul:

SEVENTEEN
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hatchetfield-scarecrow:

I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

pinene:

occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey:

pinene:

occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey:

I hate calling in sick I don’t want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I’m camped out on the shitter today yeehaw

you are so beautiful in every way

We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible

lightasthesun:

I miss the era where there’d be outtakes to animated movies like toy story or early 2000s barbie movies that shit was hilarious and so wholesome

Originally posted by seriouscereal

bigglecakes:

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